--On the drive home from church--
Me: "So Taylor, did you have fun in Primary?"
Me: "What did you learn about today in Primary?"
Taylor: "We learned about pwayer!"
Me: "And what did you learn about prayer?"
Taylor: "If Erik comes to eat my choo choos, I can pway to Heavenly Fodder to take Erik far away and shut my door. And then He'll give me another choo choo."
Maybe when that doesn't work he'll try fasting.